She reads the room so you don't have to.

Autonomous Solana meme coin trading agent. 34 modules, 3 intelligence layers, 10 feedback chains — all self-tuning, all 24/7.

Launch Dashboard See how she thinks

5 Data Sources

9 TA Signals

30s Cycle Time

75 Self-Tuning Keys

The architecture

She doesn't trade. She thinks.

Analysis

9 pure TA signals on real OHLCV candles. RSI, MACD, EMA, Bollinger, ADX, OBV, divergence, failure swings, volume — scored and weighted.

Calibration

75 keys across 12 domains. Entry gates, exit sizing, DCA strategy, micro patterns — all auto-derived from real results.

Intelligence

Exit Intel, DCA Intel, Edge Confidence. Three modules that override raw signals with context: regime, correlation, trajectory, momentum.

The proof

The Accidental Experiment

A test file corrupted the strategy config. Every intelligence module, every gate, every calibrated override — wiped. The agent ran naked.

Win rate collapsed from 48% to 21%. Nobody designed this experiment. The data created itself.

When we restored the brain, the numbers came back. +27 percentage points. That's not theory. That's proof.

Brain ON

48%

Brain OFF

21%

+27pp

The cycle

Every 30 seconds. Every signal. Every trade.

5 Discovery sources

30s Enrichment cycle

9 TA signals per token

24/7 No off switch

The numbers

System inventory.

0 Modules

0 Calibrated keys

0 Tests

0 Calibrator functions

0 Feedback chains

0 Intelligence modules

0 TA signals

0 Edge factors

0 Calibration domains

0 Discovery sources

0 REST endpoints

0 Hours a day

The evolution

Built from scratch.

Phase I Dashboard Real-time scanner + WebSocket feed

Phase II Trading Agent Jupiter swaps + risk management

Phase III 9 TA Signals Murphy's full technical toolkit

Phase IV Intelligence Exit Intel + DCA Intel + Edge Confidence

Phase V Self-Tuning 75 calibrated keys across 12 domains

Phase VI Production 34 modules. 792 tests. Ship it.

philosophy.md

$ We don't predict markets. We read the room.

$ Every lie we found, we fixed.

$ The cheapest edge is data already in the pipeline that we haven't thought to exploit yet.

$ Nobody designed this experiment. The data created itself.

$ People walk away from the screen. Enjoy their life knowing the guardrails are in place.

Ready to let her work?

Launch Dashboard

Currently in beta. Invite-only. Dry-run mode available.